Timlatort is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing dryad.

Timlatort created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timlatort, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Timlatort, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Timlatort's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Timlatort's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Timlatort's priests.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not shave your hands.