Wotfarcit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless armadillo.

Wotfarcit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotfarcit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotfarcit, he will turn you into a duck.

Wotfarcit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wotfarcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.