Ruttgedflat is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish cobra.
Ruttgedflat created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Ruttgedflat, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Ruttgedflat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Ruttgedflat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Ruttgedflat's Holy Commandments
1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
2. Never eat spinach.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Do not kill squirrels.