Lamleggil is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciful troll.

Lamleggil created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamleggil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lamleggil, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lamleggil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lamleggil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three tortoises approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Run away from brown snails, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about gravity.