Jenfarngon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving grasshopper.

Jenfarngon created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfarngon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jenfarngon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jenfarngon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jenfarngon's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Jenfarngon.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never eat green fruit.