Arnbissarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable toad.

Arnbissarf created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbissarf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnbissarf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Arnbissarf's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Arnbissarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always stare at clouds.