Rigflagveen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient dove.

Rigflagveen created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigflagveen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigflagveen, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rigflagveen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rigflagveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Rigflagveen on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about moons.