Tinsawhub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fussy dolphin.

Tinsawhub created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsawhub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinsawhub, it will send you a sign.

Tinsawhub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tinsawhub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never bounce near ducks.