Bessladton is a god.
It takes the form of a small, pitiless tapir.
Bessladton created gold two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Bessladton, it will approve.
If you do not believe in Bessladton, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Bessladton's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Bessladton's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Feed all hungry dogs.
5. Never skip in holy places.