Bessladton is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless tapir.

Bessladton created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessladton, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bessladton, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bessladton's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bessladton's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never skip in holy places.