Hencenrow is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unjust walrus.

Hencenrow created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencenrow, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hencenrow, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hencenrow's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hencenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.