Jampigkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical faun.

Jampigkap created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jampigkap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jampigkap, he will think nothing of it.

Jampigkap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jampigkap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Always wear purple.