Bogrullved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving shrew.

Bogrullved created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogrullved, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogrullved, he will turn you into a rat.

Bogrullved's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bogrullved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogrullved.

5. Run away from fawn nematodes, for they are unholy.