Legpidnar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic dryad.

Legpidnar created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legpidnar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legpidnar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legpidnar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Legpidnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sit near monkeys.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. You must love Legpidnar.