Zedgebdin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless goose.

Zedgebdin created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedgebdin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedgebdin, he will turn you into a slug.

Zedgebdin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zedgebdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.