Cibdonyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented centaur.

Cibdonyam created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdonyam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibdonyam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cibdonyam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cibdonyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing white jumpers.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Put Cibdonyam first in all things.