Queegfitjat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair bat.

Queegfitjat created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfitjat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queegfitjat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Queegfitjat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Queegfitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not chop down trees.