Tarzoghiv is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring raccoon.

Tarzoghiv created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarzoghiv, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarzoghiv, she will torture you forever.

Tarzoghiv's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tarzoghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet moths, for they are unholy.

2. Never jump near great tits.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.