Farnfidgig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient lion.

Farnfidgig created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfidgig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnfidgig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farnfidgig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Farnfidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Farnfidgig on top of important buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if eight swans approach from the west.