Habfumcin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking dugong.

Habfumcin created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habfumcin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habfumcin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Habfumcin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Habfumcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Run away if five pigs approach from the east.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Habfumcin.