Jip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional weasel.

Jip created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never bounce near cats.

5. Put Jip first in all things.