Ruttrapsakcin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able guinea pig.

Ruttrapsakcin created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttrapsakcin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttrapsakcin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ruttrapsakcin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ruttrapsakcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.