Abdudbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful fairy.

Abdudbim created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Abdudbim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Abdudbim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Abdudbim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Abdudbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not cook food in pots.