Apploglog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless pigeon.

Apploglog created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Apploglog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Apploglog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Apploglog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Apploglog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Apploglog loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Put Apploglog first in all things.