Nadwaphad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful eagle.

Nadwaphad created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadwaphad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadwaphad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nadwaphad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nadwaphad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.