Quagingtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional hyena.

Quagingtim created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagingtim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quagingtim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quagingtim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quagingtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Quagingtim loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Quagingtim six times a day.