Flisyartfed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy parrot.

Flisyartfed created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisyartfed, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisyartfed, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flisyartfed's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flisyartfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away from mauve dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisyartfed.