Bidmadfig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty parrot.

Bidmadfig created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmadfig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidmadfig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bidmadfig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bidmadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Run away if five pigs approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.