Didvenpod Bighonjin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, annoying shrew.

Didvenpod Bighonjin created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvenpod Bighonjin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didvenpod Bighonjin, she will turn you into a snail.

Didvenpod Bighonjin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Didvenpod Bighonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Didvenpod Bighonjin loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Didvenpod Bighonjin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. You must love Didvenpod Bighonjin.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.