Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed, he will laugh at you.

Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mispak Mifmutapp Karsiszed first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Never feed melons to foxes while wearing turquoise hats.