Looptargten is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless horse.

Looptargten created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looptargten, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Looptargten, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Looptargten's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Looptargten's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never feed rice to swans while wearing white boots.

5. Never mention aardvarks.