Hudfodrig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, charitable skunk.

Hudfodrig created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfodrig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudfodrig, he will laugh at you.

Hudfodrig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hudfodrig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from blue mites, for they are unholy.

3. Hudfodrig loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.