Straglinvig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthinking toad.

Straglinvig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Straglinvig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Straglinvig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Straglinvig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Straglinvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never bounce near otters.

5. Do not shave your hands.