Cemdamjenont is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sapient chinchilla.

Cemdamjenont created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemdamjenont, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cemdamjenont, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cemdamjenont's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cemdamjenont's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Cemdamjenont.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.