Hindonhitmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage dugong.

Hindonhitmif created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hindonhitmif, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hindonhitmif, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hindonhitmif's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hindonhitmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured foxes.