Narbisstitfligleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring camel.

Narbisstitfligleg created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbisstitfligleg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narbisstitfligleg, it will turn you into a snail.

Narbisstitfligleg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Narbisstitfligleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.