Joncebhak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive monkey.

Joncebhak created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Joncebhak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Joncebhak, it will turn you into a rat.

Joncebhak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Joncebhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about cell theory.