Hugsabflap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain shark.

Hugsabflap created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugsabflap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hugsabflap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hugsabflap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hugsabflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.