Cubfobmon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy elephant.

Cubfobmon created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfobmon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubfobmon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cubfobmon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cubfobmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always obey Cubfobmon's priests.

3. You must love Cubfobmon.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. You must never eat corn.