Rawlik is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy mouse.

Rawlik created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rawlik, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rawlik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rawlik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Do not drink alcohol.