Sigflatxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing fly.

Sigflatxuc created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigflatxuc, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sigflatxuc, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sigflatxuc's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sigflatxuc's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sigflatxuc six times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never go into blue rooms.