Lagrulgof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing goat.

Lagrulgof created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Lagrulgof, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagrulgof, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lagrulgof's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lagrulgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Put Lagrulgof first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.