Vigbagfasdontalnab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong octopus.

Vigbagfasdontalnab created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbagfasdontalnab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigbagfasdontalnab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vigbagfasdontalnab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vigbagfasdontalnab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must pray to Vigbagfasdontalnab six times a day.

5. Never wear indigo scarves.