Badwongumaffenyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage alligator.

Badwongumaffenyart created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badwongumaffenyart, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badwongumaffenyart, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Badwongumaffenyart's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Badwongumaffenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.