Vidsogfub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid coyote.

Vidsogfub created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidsogfub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidsogfub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vidsogfub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vidsogfub's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vidsogfub.

2. Do not take Vidsogfub's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never look at black holes.