Kenbinhen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish scorpion.

Kenbinhen created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbinhen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kenbinhen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kenbinhen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kenbinhen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not take Kenbinhen's name in vain.

5. Never write about cell theory.