Dosshamvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical badger.

Dosshamvig created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshamvig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dosshamvig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dosshamvig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dosshamvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.