Nadfubtip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring shark.

Nadfubtip created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfubtip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadfubtip, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nadfubtip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nadfubtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear stockings.