Davbusquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced otter.

Davbusquaf created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbusquaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davbusquaf, she will strike you with lightening.

Davbusquaf's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Davbusquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.