Dibomtfet Hivmumgep Godwadapp is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient crab.

Dibomtfet Hivmumgep Godwadapp created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibomtfet Hivmumgep Godwadapp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibomtfet Hivmumgep Godwadapp, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dibomtfet Hivmumgep Godwadapp's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dibomtfet Hivmumgep Godwadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.