Hoggovzog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane butterfly.

Hoggovzog created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Hoggovzog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hoggovzog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hoggovzog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hoggovzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your back brown.

5. Never mention voles.